Mark Schaefer & Patrick Miller - Speakers
Try to keep up as this dynamic pastoring duo of Water's Edge Lutheran Church in Frisco, Texas, jumps through scripture with more enthusiam and energy than anyone you've ever seen. Get ready to get smacked in the face with Jesus-centered biblical teaching that just might change your life forever.
The pastoral ministry sure has changed in the years since I said "I do." In my day, we would have never posed for a picture like this. Then again, we were pretty miserable guys - not like these fellas who seem genuinely gay and happy. But I may be old fashioned, but this kind of thing just has a queer look to it. It doesn't seem dignified. There's just something fruity going on here. I guess I'm used to a more "straight arrow" kind of image rather than these ambiguosly-dressed pastor buddies from San Francisco, Texas (and all this time I thought it was in California - which goes to show you kids what happens when you sneak a hip flask to sixth-grade geography class).
But I gotta tell you, if one of these guys smacked me in the face, they'd be spitting chicklets. That's one thing I don't cotton to with this whiny and pierced generation. They may think real life is like a video game, but it ain't. If "Ace" and "Gary" want a piece of Scuttlebutt, they'd better drag themselves out of the closet and take their poundings like real homo sapiens.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, it's time for my union-mandated nicotine break, and if there's one thing I never miss, it's a "fag."
