FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
St. Louis, Mo. -- Amid shocking reports that a certain editor at a well-known Lutheran publishing house has been "gold bricking," CFWS Investigations has released the following hidden camera video.
Unnamed sources have been complaining for quite some time that one of the publishing house employees, "whose last name begins like a hamburger chain and ends with the same name as a biblical figure from the Book of Genesis," seems to spend so much time on the Internet that it has become difficult to figure out what this employee really does. CFWS fast food and biblical experts are currently decoding this clue, as employee database searches have not turned up anyone at the publisher by the names of "Wendy Abraham" or "Fuddrucker Peleg" - but the investigation is still ongoing.
The video is the result of CFWS Investigations contract with The Bobs, Inc. to interview various employees in order to determine how they spend their days at work.
The above disturbing and troubling footage shows a certain employee explaining his scandalous work routine. CFWS Investigations continues to research the allegations of "gold bricking" and hopes to have a completed report when our private dicks sober up.
CFWS Investigations
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