My grandkid made Snopes with her thoughtful letter to a corporate drone. Bully for Clan Scuttlebutt!
For some reason, a lot of people think this is humor. But any fella who has ever been married to a broad for any period of time (pun intended, you idiots) knows this is no topic for jokes. And the last thing any of you nimrods want to "f" with is a "Scuttle dame" on hormones.
This is another reason to keep the broads out of the pulpits - though we already have enough so-called men on PMS in this synod to start our own soap opera. And you know who you are. Stay the hell away from me.
Meanwhile men, when the hormones hit the fan, it's time to hit the VFW.
General,
ReplyDeleteYour insightful (actually outasightful) article reminded me of the great vision I had a few months ago for the church body that would rise from the ashes of the Missouri Synod that even now is crashing and burning!
And it shall be called the "PMS". What does it stand for? Anything you want. So primarily "Post Modern Synod" which would allow one to read into it whatever beauty was in his own beholding eye. That being said it's also the "Post Missouri Synod"; and the "Pro Murder Synod" for those who are in favor of abortion; the "Preus Memorial Synod (Robert not Jack)" for the orthodoxian Biblicists and, of course; the "Priestly Men Synod" for sacerdotalists; or the "Priesthood of all Men" Synod for those of the anti-cleric persuasion; and the end is left open for interpretation, dialogue and re-interpretation.
Also, as funding is a problem any new synod will face, the logo for the PMS ought to be the corporate logo of Toyota, official car of the PMS.
By the way, Happy 8th anniversary of the Yankee Stadium Prayer Service (Oh, how about the Prayer Missusian Synod), and my former DP's triumph over orthodoxy. So has Allah made us stronger than were were an hour ago, you towers of jello?