Buh-Bye, Missouri

Well, troops, it looks like no more White House visits for LCMS profs and crats. It was a helluva run while it lasted. At least this latest scandal for the GOP doesn't involve queers, just plagiarism. Of course, plagiarism ain't such a big deal if your name is Barry O'Bama or Martin the Lutheran King. But this Tim Goeglein fella was the closest the Misery Synod has ever been to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - and he got our boys a lot of rubber chickens and photo ops. Word on the street is that Uwe Siemon-Netto is on suicide watch and Dean Wenthe is thinking of defecting to the Democrats.

I did run across this tidbit about the former LCMS golden boy. How often do you read an article where a homo meth head preacher sings the praises of a plagiarist politician - and there isn't even a Clinton involved? It's good to see the GOP moving along with the times.

Oh well, LCMS bigwigs will have to start all over if they want to have any political pull in the Beltway - especially after this O'Bama fella gets elected. I guess the Micks are the New Germans. Out with the sauerkraut, in with the Lucky Charms.

Oh well, I hope O'Bama has better luck than the last Catholic drunk that stumbled his way into the White House. You know how "those people" stick together. A Board for Celtic Ministry Services wouldn't be a bad idea. Wenthe better start exploiting those Notre Dame connections (and that kid Pete Scaer doesn't count).

I suggest the bureaucrats start wining and dining every mackarel-snapping pastor in the synod. Here's a list of names for all the "usual suspects" to start schmoozing in their long walk back to DC.

Mc Cabe, Rev H H
Mc Cain, Rev Paul T
Mc Canless, Rev Robert E
Mc Cants, Rev Elder
Mc Cants, Rev Jimmy
Mc Cants, Rev Reholma
Mc Clean, Rev David R
Mc Clellan, Rev Gary W
Mc Clure, Rev Garry D
Mc Coid, Rev James
Mc Comack, Rev Paul M
Mc Cormick, Rev Arthur M
Mc Cown, Rev Chester L
Mc Coy, Rev James R
Mc Coy, Rev Michael L
Mc Cracken, Rev Garry A
Mc Crillis, Rev Walter C
Mc Cune, Rev Samuel W
Mc Daniels, Rev James A
Mc Dermott, Rev Lawrence J
Mc Donald, Rev David P
Mc Donald, Rev Gilbert K
Mc Donald, Rev Robert A
Mc Dougall, Rev Daniel T
Mc Farland, Rev Michael R
Mc Ghghy, Rev Paul G
Mc Gurer, Rev Lawrence W
Mc Hone, Rev Randolph W
Mc Intosh, Rev Zachary
Mc Intyre, Rev C Mark
Mc Intyre, Rev David R
Mc Kelvey, Rev Donald B
Mc Kenney, Rev Mervin A
Mc Kenzie, Rev Mark L
Mc Kenzie, Rev Patrick C
Mc Killop, Rev Don C
Mc Knight, Rev David M
Mc Lain, Rev Philip C
Mc Lellan, Rev Duncan B
Mc Manus, Rev Dennis J
Mc Millan, Rev Whitfield M
Mc Miller, Rev Daniel F
Mc Miller, Rev Robert J
Mc Millian, Rev Ric L
Mc Mullin, Rev Clinton R
Mc Namara, Rev Jerry F
Mc Peek, Rev Samuel E
Mc Pherson, Rev Daniel P
Mc Pherson, Rev Roderick G
Mc Pike, Rev Jeffrey D
Mc Quillan, Rev Kirk A
Mc Reynolds, Rev Terry A
Mc Vey, Rev Daniel J
Mc Vey, Rev Todd J
Mc Whirter, Rev John A
McCarty, Rev Timothy
McGuire, Rev Geoffrey B
O Brien, Rev Pat F A
O Brien, Rev Patrick E
O Connor, Rev Bryan T
O Connor, Rev James P
O Connor, Rev John A
O Connor, Rev William D
O Dea, Rev Patrick K
O Donnell, Rev Lance A
O Neal, Rev Patrick F
O Neal, Rev Patrick E
O Neill, Rev Dennis B
O Shoney, Dr Glenn R
O Sullivan, Rev Robert H