This kind of thing happens every time I try to take a little vacation. That's what I get for going bowling in Michigan. They get crazy every year they lose to Iowa State.What that cutesy-pie video didn't cover is what happened after the match. A few of us stuck around and "had a few" and went after some teenagers who were laughing at us. Needless to say, age, guile, beer, and missed doses of Thorazine beat youth, stupidity, and pierced noses every time. That hardware the kids wear sure make a good target for the cane. Beautiful! I'm getting misty just thinking about it.
And, I gotta tell ya, my Wolverine drinking partner showed me some interesting techniques that a fella can do with a colostomy bag. Man, just the look on the punks' faces made it a worthwhile trip.
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